Sunday, June 26, 2011

The First List : A Tidbit About Love.

The Things You Once Found Ridiculous Before You Fell in Love

1. Cheesy pop anthems
2. The color pink
3. Pet names
4. Valentine's Day
5. Sharing the same drink
6. Caring about what your hair smells like
7. How many times you apply deodorant in a day
8. What flavor of gum to have at hand 24/7
9. PDA
10. Those chick flicks your mom cries at.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman

BONUS: From The Book of Lists for Teens

"3 Reasons That People Close Their Eyes When They Kiss

1. Since kissing is sensual, rather than visual, closing your eyes allows you to concentrate on the kiss without any distractions.
2. You will get cross-eyed if you stare at each other from such a close distance. Your eyes can't focus on each other without straining
3. Sometimes you want to imagine you're kissing someone else. Closing your eyes makes it easier."

The Premise.

Here's the deal. We like lists. In fact, we love lists. We would have named this blog List A Day except, well, we're also quite quirky. So quirky that it's fantastic, really. Like an adventure of wild proportions full of oddities. Sounds good doesn't it? Yeah, we know. The other thing is, sometimes our life gets a little messy. Messy and selfish and horrible, like a monster built in with a robot. Monster for ferocity and viciousness. Robot for lack of feeling. Mysterious because why do we even act that way?

This blog
1. Is a blog of lists
2. And the rants of the Monsterbot, legendary creature who lives in the creases of your forehead and the impulses of your mind.
3. And the fantastic quirks of the thing everyone swallows twenty four hours daily--LIFE.

Enjoy like you could never imagine.